Are you feeling sinny today?

Some symptoms of becoming a sin may include:

• Dizzyness
• Fatigue
• A sore throat
• Not being able to figure out what you are sick with
• Delusions
• Hallucinations
• Developpement of severe mental illnesses.
• Memory Loss
• And many other problematic symptoms.

If you are feeling 3 or more of these symptoms, visit your local CAIN doctor, or call us at 777.

What do I do if I AM SINNY?

That is very easy! Here is a list of things you should do!

• Have a glass of that wine you've been saving!
• Call your loved ones!
• Say goodbye to your loved ones!
• Stay locked inside!
• Do not leave the house.
• Play a videogame!
• Make peace with your coming demise.